All I can says is "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

This is Jenna again, writing on Nadine's blog. Really I am so lame that I have nothing better to do with my time than write about Nadine's life. I'm actually quite obsessed; she is just so fascinating.

Anyway, Nadine and I had been apart for about one week as I had traveled north to Cairns and she stayed back in Sydney with her sister. Upon my arrival home, Nadine tells me that I am going to trivia night with her and 'Blondie,' the receptionist at our apartment building. So I begrudgingly follow her to this trivia night. We enter a nice well lit bar to find Frank sitting alone at a fairly large table. Nadine and Frank get a pitcher and begin to drink. We start trivia and these five aussies end up at our table and give us a hand. By the fourth round Nadine and Frank are so drunk that they aren't even paying attention to the game. Let me make the story short, because if I go scene by scene it's going to take a novel to explain the bizzarness of the night. So we end up trying to get into a pub down the street but are not allowed entry because everyone is too inhibriated. Mind you I am sober this entire time. We end up at another bar where these Aussies continually buy me beer, I sip slowly and they buy me another beer before I'm half way through the first so I always have a cold one. Nadine is dancing her ass off at this point. So at one point the Aussies want to leave and I say to Nadine, "hey, do you want to just go home?" She responds with, "Yes, let's go home." So much for going home. We get outside and the guys mention "K, let's go to the Cross." So what does Nadine say "Yeah, let's go!!" So we end up at some rave in Kings Cross (which is the area of Sydney where the brothels are and sex shows take place). I don't even know how to explain the night. I think it is one of those moments you have to be in to fully understand just how odd it is. Anyway, basically Nadine is just one crazy bitch. And that's that.

Something for you....

just wanted to say...

Happy Easter everyone!

Nadine....

So, I love writing blogs for Nadine. I've only done one so far actually. But, it was an amazing experience. This is how I refer to nadine with correct pronunciation,"Nadeeeene...." Well, Nadine is pretty crazy. And when we're together some crazy shit happens. Like take tonight for example. We make matzah ball soup (well I do) take some down to "Blondie" at the front desk and end up chatting with him in the back room for like an hour about relationship and country populations. We take carts full of recycling material down to the parking garage. I walk around with a giant box past all these drunk people that have been kicked out of the bar across the street b/c it closed early tonight due to Good Friday. All night Nadine wants to go to the liquior store. I just want 7 eleven cuz I love food...too much.

Now I'll go back a couple nights. We go out and meet up with our surf instructors, one of which ends up being a little bit of a sleeze. Continually talking about how he'll pay for my breast implants if I get a double E. But really all I want are tits like Nadine's. So the topic for the night, "Nadine's boobs." They really are nice and feel good too. So we drunk dial "Blondie" the guy at the front desk and I tell him that he must feel Nadine's boobs amongst many other things that I conveniently forgot about until I was reminded by the video Laura had taken. Nadine, meanwhile is trying to formulate an intricate plan to go out with Blondie when her sister comes to visit. We proceed to go to Nadine's apartment and eat matzah pizza while talking to Kyle and Matt on the webcam. I insist that Matt see Nadine's boobs. Unfortunately this didn't happen. But I did end up dropping my pants. Nadine was the cinemotographer.

Oh, and weird, tonight I'm puting empty boxes behind our tv and find one of those gel bra inserts...like those more expensive ones. But just one. I have no idea who it belongs to, but it's hilarious and I'm keeping it. I hope I find the other one, b/c I'll definitely put them to use. Okay, really you need to be here to live the insane life of Nadine. She's out of this world but she rocks mine. Everyone should get a piece of Nadine once in their life. It's pretty incredible. Peace.