Nadine....

So, I love writing blogs for Nadine. I've only done one so far actually. But, it was an amazing experience. This is how I refer to nadine with correct pronunciation,"Nadeeeene...." Well, Nadine is pretty crazy. And when we're together some crazy shit happens. Like take tonight for example. We make matzah ball soup (well I do) take some down to "Blondie" at the front desk and end up chatting with him in the back room for like an hour about relationship and country populations. We take carts full of recycling material down to the parking garage. I walk around with a giant box past all these drunk people that have been kicked out of the bar across the street b/c it closed early tonight due to Good Friday. All night Nadine wants to go to the liquior store. I just want 7 eleven cuz I love food...too much.

Now I'll go back a couple nights. We go out and meet up with our surf instructors, one of which ends up being a little bit of a sleeze. Continually talking about how he'll pay for my breast implants if I get a double E. But really all I want are tits like Nadine's. So the topic for the night, "Nadine's boobs." They really are nice and feel good too. So we drunk dial "Blondie" the guy at the front desk and I tell him that he must feel Nadine's boobs amongst many other things that I conveniently forgot about until I was reminded by the video Laura had taken. Nadine, meanwhile is trying to formulate an intricate plan to go out with Blondie when her sister comes to visit. We proceed to go to Nadine's apartment and eat matzah pizza while talking to Kyle and Matt on the webcam. I insist that Matt see Nadine's boobs. Unfortunately this didn't happen. But I did end up dropping my pants. Nadine was the cinemotographer.

Oh, and weird, tonight I'm puting empty boxes behind our tv and find one of those gel bra inserts...like those more expensive ones. But just one. I have no idea who it belongs to, but it's hilarious and I'm keeping it. I hope I find the other one, b/c I'll definitely put them to use. Okay, really you need to be here to live the insane life of Nadine. She's out of this world but she rocks mine. Everyone should get a piece of Nadine once in their life. It's pretty incredible. Peace.