I love Nadine Hanna

So everyone, I love Nadine Hanna. I just want to put that out to start with. She is in good hands here in Australia. I make sure she has a good time, eats enough, and stays safe. I have discovered that Nadine finds very weird experiences quite normal so all you friends at home must engage in some pretty bazarre activities (surf weekend). So, Tim...if you are reading this...I love you too. Nadine and I spent a long time trying to connect with you with no luck whatsoever. I can't wait until we can actually connect.

Not only does Nadine find out of the ordinary things "normal," she also come up with new phrases that she also thinks are "normal." So to explain the change in attractiveness of the German guy at the reception desk she says "he's gotten cuter by a horses leg." She takes this comment back and says "NO! By a giraffe's leg." Okay so here is how it really went ( i think it may be one of those "you had to be there moments"). So what happened....I said "so Frank is getting cuter by the day," and Nadine says "by a horses leg...No by a giraffe's leg." I say "nadine...what are you talking about" so it was a misunderstanding. Nadine thought I had referenced the phrase "he won the race by a leg" ...what this has to do with Frank being cute though I have no idea.

so basically Nadine is one crazy bitch. oh yea...and when bouwman (who i called "bellman" to my embarrassment the whole time he was here) and i were walking down the street we caught nadine strolling home from the bar with some random fellow. Then she would'nt respond when we called her name. That slut. Anyway, the girl ended up not being nadine. She just walked and talked like her (actually i dont know if she talked like her cuz i didnt talk to the girl i saw walking). But I did yell out to this random girl "yo, bitch, turn around when I'm talking to you!" Okay so that's the story of Nadine and my friendship. Also we are stalkers together. And we live happily ever after.

Yours Truly,

Jenna (nadine's favorite lover)